[0wNeD bY r00t/h:# November 12, 2007]

Dear carbon based life-forms and Web crawling ‘b0ts:

Prepare for some real c0medy now! Thank you [sic] for stopping by. We are a group of master #ackerz who have just taken over acomputerpro.c0m FOR GOOD! We go by the name of “h” which is unpronounceable because the “h” is silent (as in “Ghary” “1hamer” or “sathire”.)

Many of you are unaware that acomputerpr0.com was updated almost daily last year. Then, for some unknown reason, the creator /slacker (a computer pro who confusingly calls himself “g.j.”) wrote his last update on December 31, 2006. Odd… because there was no talk of a writers strike at that time… Everyone on the Intern3t thought he pulled an “Amelia Cooper” but we saw him out all the time buying st00pid computer stuff at Frys, or at CompUSA before Frys put them out of their misery. On a side note, he should really be embarrassed to dress like THAT in public. (l33t primer: Google l33t sp34k and l00zer… l00zer!)

Apparently his 2007 New Year’z Resolution was to give up on YOU, the faithful Web surfer. ac0mputerpro.com became stale and boring. No more updates, no more sarcastic “words of wacky” nothing… nada… zilch… zip! So we all at “h” have collectively decided, (just as “The Borg” could if they would put their heads together) that the old website was ugly (and fat.) But most importantly, we found it highly offhensive and in need of immediate removal.

Good riddhance! …umm… uh… … … LINE! …err we have to go now…

Sincerely, [sic]

“h” [sh0utz2 dA “h”/<r3w: n0rTh13, p0tt3r, j0hNt, l30lAp0rt3, d1c/<, 2cups1girl]

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