What Thanksgiving Means to Me :)

My day in a nutshell: First, I woke up and found pods under my bed, similar to the ones from the movie, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Wait a second, that reminds me of a porn film I saw awhile back. Never mind. Where was I... oh yes... woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way upstairs and had a cup. Hmm, something about this is familiar. I could swear I've seen these words before. Maybe I'm just mistaken and I won't say anything more. (Now skipping the majority of the day here.)

Then it was dinner time and when dinner was over, we all sat around in the Tipi and smoked a peace pipe with the Chief.

(Insert cheap plug for http://www.acomputerpro.com/ here.)

All of a sudden, somebody spoke and I went into a dream. I think it might have been too much L-tryptophan from ingesting or inhaling... not sure which. Now I'm topping off the day with a tall glass of Red Wine and trying to stay awake long enough to click the "save now" butt ZZZzzzzz...