Sunday, October 7, 2012

I have a really small phone.

This dude was driving down the highway in Farmville, when his car broke down in front of a farm. He walked up to the front door of the farmhouse and rang the bell. Farmer John, answered.

"Hello Mr. Farmer," said the dude with the broken down car. "My name is Richard and my Tesla has broken down 100 yards east of here. I have a really small phone and my battery is flat. By the way... call me Dick."

"Bad luck Dick," said the farmer. "There's not a mechanic within 100 miles from here. I could offer you a room to stay for the night, but I only have one bedroom in the house and it belongs to my daughter, Veronica. You'll have to sleep in the barn."

The next day, the farmers cow was pregnant.

Moral of the story... don't let a tech guy do a blog post over the weekend.

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